Hello. I am Dick. Well Richard if you wanna be a dick about it. I like, love and loathe many things all at once.
Examples:
ice cream - like!
chocolate ice cream - love!!
hippies with ice cream - loathe!!!
movies - like!
gangster movies - love!!
movies with Sandra Bullock in them - loathe!!!
and so on...
Sometimes I like, love and loathe so many things all at once that I get all dicombobufused (new word! just invented and coined! It's sort of a combination of discombobulated and.... well.... hmm.... I'm not sure what else but I really like it! Don't you?) and start hating everything. So I have started this Bloog to share my thoughts on, well, just about everything. Okay not everything. Anything. Everything sounds so daunting when I read it back to myself. I have never written, or even read a bloog before. In fact I just learned what a bloog is last week when I heard some teenagers talking about them on the city bus. Basically I am very green, a noob to blooging. But I am very excited. I hear it's all the rage!
Look forward to the following Bloogs in the future:
Skinny Jeans as Population Control - Are these and other popular fashion trends a government conspiracy to reduce the sperm count in young men?
Do Hybrid Cars Really Kill Kittens? - Research that will blow the roof off of the Automotive Industry
Social Networking - Can someone please explain that term to me?!? Seriously I even saw that movie with that nice young man from Superbad and I still don't know what social networking means.
All that and so much more!
Until next time....
Just Bloog it!
